Bizarre [electronic resource] / Lawton Mackall

Unsolicited personal adornments -- Shelf culture -- Portable pigeonholes -- Simile -- The beatified race -- Jouez balle -- The art of packing -- Agriculture indoors -- Snowy bosoms -- Interior desperation -- The writing on the screen -- Musique glacée -- The care of the husband -- Terminology of tardiness -- Oppressors of the meek -- Putting pedagogy across -- Coaching from the side-lines -- Fast and loose -- The primrose pathology -- Fightier than the sword -- Enlightenment -- Holiday misgivings -- All, all are gone, the old familiar façades -- My museum -- On chairs; and off -- The night of the fleece -- Black jitney: the auto-biography of a Ford -- Light breakfast -- The man opposite -- Lucy the literary agent -- The creeping fingers -- The man with the hose -- Those symphony concert programs -- How to know the instruments -- Notes on pianos -- The life-drama of a musical critic -- The survival of the fattest.

Public domain in the USA.

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